Don't stay home crying into a plate of mozzarella sticks Thursday, Dec 13th... come to the Monster Children Annual launch party–slash–Photo Competition–slash–FIFTEEN YEAR BIRTHDAY! That's right, we've been making this thing for fifteen years and we want to celebrate that mind-boggling milestone with you! Yes, YOU!
We'll celebrate the winners of the 2018 Photo Competition, and then we'll dance our legs down to the knees. There will be music, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Mandoline Grill will provide things for us to put in our mouths. 1700 Naud will provide walls, a roof, lights and somewhere to relieve yourself, and there'll be jokes and a petting zoo and an S&M dungeon, and a statue of Prince made out of chocolate and robots and ghosts and a dude with a wooden leg... It's gonna be fuuuuuuuuun!